An Open Letter to Children’s Television

Dear Children’s Television Producers, I wish that I better understood exactly who you weirdos actually are before drafting this letter. But, I don’t. So, let me assume that you’re one of the following: 1. Cracked out junkies writing about rainbow-colored, LSD-inspired, talking animals in order to pay for your next eight-ball of crystal-crack…or bath gels…or [&hellip

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The Fat Kid

Have you ever looked at someone hugely, grossly overweight and thought Thank goodness Im not them! Did you clock their bulging seams, their cushions of flab, the way their legs bulge out around the ankles (feet in their shoes by comparison appearing tiny), the way the features of their face seem to be engulfed by [&hellip

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Maple Glazed Pumpkin Recipe Happy

Most people just carve their pumpkin and never think about it again but it is a much more useful gourd than that. I love to get about 6 pumpkins a year and turn them into puree for baking and soups. Of course there are the amazing seeds which you can roast and flavor however your [&hellip

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